Danny

Help! Where can I go for under $100 per night with a view, they will upgrade me for free, has cheap but fabulous food? What airline will upgrade me to first class on my priceline ticket?

Iknow

Oh, sorry, I thought you were looking for assistance in the humor dept. Being funny is an area you could certainly use some help with.

By the way, I could tell you, but you sound fairly obnoxious so I'll just refer you to Frommer's Budget travel magazine. I believe you'll get your answers there with a little bit of effort.

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Oh my, you certainly do need help.

Ordinarily I would say you need help with learning how to formulate a proper thread title so that you will get appropriate responses.

But then again, since you are clearly a troll trying to make a point, I will help you by directing you to www.trollsanonymous.com.

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Motel 6. They will even leave the light on...

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For food try McDonalds......no, make that Burger King with their new .99 menu..