ronkala

oooops, forgot that it was in the luggage and not a carry on.

ronkala

Aha, methinks the missing link/leg has been located. See the thread "I think something is rotting in my attic".

michigandra

Topping this for April Fools' Day!

No, it's not an April Fools' Day joke, but it just seemed appropriate fun for today.

emd3

The best travel-related April Fools joke was when the law firm I worked at sent out a memo explaining that all frequent flyer miles earned by anyone flying on firm business were "owned" by the firm, and that from that point on the firm's FF numbers for each airline had to be used when making any travel reservations.

People went crazy, totally pissed off everyone, until they realized it was April 1.

P_M

emd3, I read somewhere that is actually true in a few countries but I don't recall which ones. I hope the idea doesn't catch on.

This is an all-time fave thread, thanks for topping, mich.

sobster

Wait just one minute. It is not right to make fun of the handicapped no matter what the date is.

Dayenu

Sobster! who's making fun? we are sobbing with her! can't you see us laughing with tears running?

lcuy

It wasn't her hand that went missing, sobster.

garyt22

This post is a "LEGend"!!! ooh... I still got it! snap

lcuy

You know, if this was about an arm, I'd find it really humerus.

But this is the stand-ard, run of the mill leg story. I guess femoral of the story is that when your leg disappears, you shouldn't let your imagination run off with it.

Waldo

I just don't understand all you Fodor's travelers. Doesn't everyone travel with a spare leg?

garyt22

its a good thing the family was well heeled...

cathies

Can I get a foot in the door here please??

I love this post, I wish they were all this funny.

caddyshackman

When ZZTop sings about dear Auntie Lu they say:

"She's Got LEG, and She Knows How to Use IT!"

sobster

And then there's Robert Klein's theme song, "I Cant Stop My Leg". Coincidence? I think not!.

dusty56438

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mail box?

Answer: Bill

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Answer: Art

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

Answer: Skip


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Answer: Phil

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the trunk of your car?

Answer: Jack

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?

Answer: Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a steel factory?

Answer: Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a lake?

Answer: Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a stage?

Answer: Mike

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bathroom?

Answer: John

What do you call a woman with nor arms and legs in the middle of cow pasture?

Answer: Patty

garyt22

... you will never get a standing ovation with those jokes...

spirobulldog

won't even get a clap out of anyone

tracys2cents

I can't stand this thread anymore

garyt22

You must be one of those "right wingers" willing to cut the budget off at the knees ...